The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~Jane Sellman
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~Lisa Alther
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." -Erma Bombeck-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." - Erica Jong-
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton-
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a woman." -Margaret Thatcher-
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?" -Linda Ellerbee-
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
"Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows."
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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